I’m sure everybody has been keeping close tabs on the epic battle between rapper Eminem and Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey, (fine, Nick Cannon). Things really heated up yesterday when Cannon blogged,
“This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!”
Outstanding. This all began with Eminem(no, I won’t call him Slim Shady) rapping about Cannon’s wife, Mariah Carey in his song titled, “Bagpipes From Baghdad”. I won’t go into it here, but sure, he gets his raunch on about Mariah, and refers to Em’s and M’s (weird how that worked out) alleged relationship in 2001.
So, now we have the mighty Nick Cannon trying to throwdown on Eminem, which will amount to, you guessed it, absolutely nothing. I’m serious, because a fight between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana would be infinetely more interesting. Cute, eh? Just making sure you’re paying attention.
Cannon also went on in his blog to call Eminem names like “Slim Lamey”, how original, and posted doctored pics of the rapper. Don’t bother searching for them, Cannon has already wussed his way out of the battle by taking down the post after it was “overloaded” with 2,500 comments. That’s very disappointing. Fans of Nick Cannon shouldn’t worry though, as his next battle will be hosting “America’s Got Talent”, when oddly enough, he has none.
Now back to your regularly scheduled wait for the Axl Rose, Vince Neil fight that never happened in 1989.