Eminem Vs. Nick Cannon, YAWN.











I’m sure everybody has been keeping close tabs on the epic battle between rapper Eminem and Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey, (fine, Nick Cannon).  Things really heated up yesterday when Cannon blogged,

“This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!”

Outstanding.  This all began with Eminem(no, I won’t call him Slim Shady) rapping about Cannon’s wife, Mariah Carey in his song titled, “Bagpipes From Baghdad”.   I won’t go into it here, but sure, he gets his raunch on about Mariah, and refers to Em’s and M’s (weird how that worked out) alleged relationship in 2001. 

So, now we have the mighty Nick Cannon trying to throwdown on Eminem, which will amount to, you guessed it, absolutely nothing.  I’m serious, because a fight between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana would be infinetely more interesting.  Cute, eh?  Just making sure you’re paying attention.

Cannon also went on in his blog to call Eminem names like “Slim Lamey”, how original, and posted doctored pics of the rapper.  Don’t bother searching for them, Cannon has already wussed his way out of the battle by taking down the post after it was “overloaded” with 2,500 comments.  That’s very disappointing.  Fans of Nick Cannon shouldn’t worry though, as his next battle will be hosting “America’s Got Talent”, when oddly enough, he has none.

Now back to your regularly scheduled wait for the Axl Rose, Vince Neil fight that never happened in 1989.



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5 responses to “Eminem Vs. Nick Cannon, YAWN.

  1. May-

    Oh my god, eminem is beautiful-

  2. Jack

    leave the personal shit out of your blog if you want it to be newsworthy. Your information is relative but know one wants to hear you insert your random opinions

  3. Rob

    Now that would be some funny shit, eminem (slim shady) whooping nick cannons (a Talentless nobody) bitch ass…. only it wont happen because his little threat his empty, just like it says in eminems new song “nick you think im scared of you, you going to ruin my career you better get one !!” x

  4. Glendora

    I think that Slim shady and yes ima call him that, just need to fallback of my girl Mariah Carey and even though i don’t care for Nick Cannon, Slim Shady still has no respect for females that’s why he not with Kim either. The only girl he need to be worried about right now his Hailey and the way her dad treat females is the way she gonna get treated he better check his self…. And stop hatin….I heard the song he wrote about her and that’s ridiculous but OBSESSED can not be topped and for all of you who has ever had an OBSESSED girlfriend or boyfriend no what Imean…….

  5. Rejanee

    you guy look so cute hope you guys are happy togeter be your only 1 and only!!!!!!!!!! #1’s happy couple…..

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