I’m in my thirties, and I’ve been on this planet long enough to have heard entirely too much about Madonna. No, I’m not going to refer to her as the “Material Girl”, either. Irrational girl, maybe. I’m tired of dopey reporters joining the hive mind that Madge is still worthy of being called a musician. Can you believe this dumb lump of clay is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Who the hell voted for her? Washed up athletes like Jose Canseco?
The world simply has had enough of this complete waste posing nude with Dennis Rodman, then transitioning herself to “children’s author”. Sure, she had to go to England to sell that, everybody in the U.S. is on to her shit. Drop the Brit accent, btw. Not impressing anybody.
Now, it’s all about her rejected adoption. Madonna is angry. Madonna SMASH! Nobody cares. Adoption rules are in place exactly for asshole celebrities such as herself. Really, she’s like a junkie, or something. Then, to top it and try to take the bad press off her sorry ass, she gives the Italian earthquake victims $500k, almost ten times what the U.S. gave. That bait and switch bullshit may fly with someone in their twenties, but I’ve seen this crap from her too many times. Screw up, then divert attention. Next time, if you really want to look good, you demented hag, donate the money right before you screw up, yet again. Or, maybe you can just lay low until another generation that doesn’t know you grows up to believe your garbage. You should be around 80 years old by then.